Top 2: David on David Action (but no double strength virility)
Mopie : helloooeeewww
Weetabix : helllloooooooh! ok, my impressions of the performances
Archie stepped up his game a lot, but I think at this point he's only got the teeny boppers voting for him
Cook didn't impress me, but I think it's because he raised the bar already, so I'm going in, expecting greatness
I didn't hate what he sang, it just wasn't finale caliber
Mopie : yeah maybe so... still, I did not get any goosebump moments
Weetabix : right
it wasn't a Hello moment
Mopie : maybe "finale caliber" is the right phrase
Weetabix : or even a Phantom of the Opera moment
Mopie : no, or a Billie Jean moment
Weetabix : Archie's choice of Imagine was borrrrrring. I mean, it was a very good, but very safe choice...Anyway, we already know who won, but I have to say that I was worried
Mopie : man, Ian and I were both totally convinced Archie was taking it...as was, I believe, America
Weetabix : oh, so was I. I was certain it would be another Taylor situation, not that Archie is as annoying as Taylor...although they do both affect the Claw maneuver
Mopie : and not that Kat McPhee was as good as Cook, because, no. she's very pretty. but, no.
Weetabix : no, she's not. And actually, none of these people are as good as Daughtry!
Mopie : DAUGHTRY!
Weetabix : I'm sorry, but if Daughtry! had sung Phantom? It would have made me pregnant.
Mopie : I would be pregnant with twins right now.
Weetabix : because of the rewind?
Mopie : because of his double-strength virility
Weetabix : that is the power of the Chris lights
Mopie : I love how they're rewriting history... putting him in the winners montage and everything
Weetabix : Ryan actually implied that he won in the performance show
Mopie : go here and click on Music...it's pretty funny
Weetabix : Taylor got Pwned
Mopie : no kidding..."Taylor? Taylor who?"
Weetabix : Plus, they kicked J.Hud to the curb majorly early, but they'll totally take credit for her success
Mopie : I don't know, I don't think she was that good on the show...she had power but not enough control
Weetabix : I liked her, but then again, fat girl bias
Mopie : oh, sure...she was not one of my faves... I loved Fantasia that season
Weetabix : And speaking of Fantasia, we're about to blog...shall we?
Mopie : I am paused on the Davids dressed as preachers...and facing each other... it's like the beginning of some gay porn movie set in heaven
Weetabix : go!
THE FINALE BEGINS!
Mopie : there is not enough gay porn in this movie
Weetabix : have we started pronouncing "extraordinary" as "extra ordinary"?
Mopie : if by "we" you mean "Ryan Seacrest" then yes
Weetabix : are they back in the whatever theatre?
Mopie : there is... Tamyra?
Weetabix : I missed her
Mopie : so there were 97 million votes cast...and the score was 56 to 44%...and there is Ruben in the audience and why is Randy dressed as a popcorn vendor?
Weetabix : Randy Jackson is wearing some serious insanity. oooh, I remember Matt Rogers!
Mopie : Mikalah Gordon and Matt Rogers are the correspondents. I remember Mikalah! she sucked as a singer, but is fun as a correspondent. It seems like they could have done better thn Matt Rogers, though
Weetabix : probably. Like... ACE!
Mopie : Goulash is eating the toes off of a stuffed hedgehog. I felt I should report that. ACE! have you seen his video? there are a lot of arms.
Weetabix : that is vaguely disturbing
Mopie : the top 12... dancing
Weetabix : Tilly is licking her taint
Mopie : who are all those other people on the stage?
Weetabix : Syesha's like "Remember me? Remember my legs? Hello?"
Mopie : and why is KFC in the front?
Weetabix : those are the people from some dance reality show that I don't watch
Mopie : Syesha's legs certainly are showcased in this number. there's Chickeze! I remember him! KFC is doing a good job with the dancing and singing... I am kind of happy for her
Weetabix : oh Jason Castro... I suppressed him
Mopie : she and Syesha look the most comfortable right now.
Weetabix : Brooke is a hot mess when she moves
Mopie : Nurse Ratched looks like she wants to kill herself by leaping off the stage
Weetabix : and also, she and Ferocia Coutura must not have great legs
Mopie : Brooke always has had that little awkward quality
Mopie : Cookie is singing
Weetabix : I enjoy Cookie
Mopie : and smiling saucily...he sounds fantastic
Weetabix : poor little Archie is going to be a rocker
Mopie : I hope he puts out an awesome Daughtry!-like album
Weetabix : oh,I'm sure that he will...that's his destiny
Mopie : it is awesome that the two Davids are dueting!! they sound so good! I love this!harmony!
Weetabix : damn, I may have to get tickets to the Idol concert. For my NIECE! For Abby! Yes. That's it.
Mopie : THIS is a goosebump moment, for me, this duet. I effing love it. tell me this is on iTunes!
Weetabix : I'm sure that it is... they wouldn't miss that opportunity... and my god, I didn't even realize that I hate that song, due to the association to Nickelback
Mopie : here is an embarrassing Mike Meyers guru commercial
Weetabix : is he going to be on the stage soon? I'm actually clenching my anus right now
Mopie : this is so... very.... humiliating.
Weetabix : poor Mike Myers. Doesn't Shrek pay the bills?
Mopie : I cannot believe they are making them "meet the guru" and shill for this fucking movie
one would hope... poor Archuleta has a fake smile painfully plastered on his face
and I think Cookie is about to burst into hysterical laughter
Weetabix : that's an impressive prosthetic nose
there, Cook lost it. You called it
oh god, he's on the stage now
Mopie : I did! wow. uuuuug HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO GO ON
Ian: "Are you sure Ryan Seacrest doesn't go home and feel ashamed?"
Weetabix : that's what she said
Mopie : there is not enough champagne in my glass to get me through this
Weetabix : You know, I just had a weird ephiphany as my mind wandered during the pain
I think I want to be winked at by simon Cowell
Mopie : oh ho ho ho, he called Ryan "Mr. Seafoam"
Weetabix : preferabbly while he is wearing argyle
Mopie : HILARITY. wow, this schtick has lowered your standards in every direction. here is Syesha awesomeing around
Weetabix : wait, we get another Syesha? Have we ever had a 3rd place person perform on the finale before? But wow, Seal!
Mopie : yeah no shit! that's fucking Seal!
Weetabix : does this mean that Heidi Klum might be in the audience?
Mopie : I don't know, but it might mean THIS SHOW JUST GOT AWESOME.
Weetabix : I would like to see Seal on Full Frontal Friday please. seriously! This is awesome!
Mopie : there should be an awesome directors cut of this show. go straight from Hero to this duet. this ruley McRules. is that Lorne Michaels playing cello? probably not.
Weetabix : and also, for the first time ever, I'm finding Seal kind of hot...probably not, no
but that? would put this show into the stratosphere of Awesome
Mopie : I like the sexual tension on this stage tonight. they are both very pretty.
Weetabix : dude, that was awesome
Mopie : they sound great together... fantastic. that ruled. I want an MP3 of that too.
Weetabix : wait, I think they just showed Heidi!
Mopie : WHERE ARE THE MP3s?
Weetabix : mphellyess!
COMMERCIALS
Mopie : okay I am paused on Seafoam talking about something
Weetabix : ok my unit freaked out
but it came back to Castro sitting on a stool
tool on stool
let me know when you're there
Mopie : to answer the question you asked a million years ago: yes, last year many of the top 10 performed, I thought
maybe not
no, season four
Weetabix : no, that's right, because I remember when Elliot performed with Mary J Blige
Mopie : remember Lindsay and Mikalah singing with Rascall Flats or something?
yeah. and. go I have tool on stool
Weetabix : i didn't watch the season with Lindsay and Mikalah
Mopie : he is reprising his performance. is Jeff Buckley going to turn up?
Rufus Wainwright?
Weetabix : considering he's dead, that WOULD be an awesome show
oh, I LOVE the Rufus Wainwright version
which was, by the way, featured on Shrek
Mopie : clearly I did not know Jeff Buckley was dead
Weetabix : I do! I can't help it! whoa, I can't believe I'm saying this, but... Castro has a nice ass
Mopie : this is boring and not as good as the first time he did it. I can't believe you just said that either. Melinda Doolittle is in the audience!
Weetabix : no, he's not afraid enough. The first time, he was uncertain and filled with vulnerability, which is what made it good. Ford commercial!So, they didn't have time to film one this week and they did a "clip commercial"
Mopie : it is fun to see them all luagjing and happy...wow, I need to slow down on the champagne
"luagjing"?
Weetabix : "laughing"?
Mopie : yes, that is what I was going for
the Davids got cars!! Is Archuleta old enough to drive his?
Weetabix : I used the "Drunky Mo to English" dictionary I have at the ready
yes, he's 16...Ooooh, finalist girls!
Mopie : hee. Seafoam just asked him if he had a license. it wasn't just me.
Weetabix : Carly!
Mopie : again, Nurse Ratched looks miserable...Carly looks hot
Weetabix : Ferocia looks short...ha, Nurse Ratched isn't wearing a dress
Mopie : Brooke is holding her arm out awkwardly
Weetabix : oh my god, when Nurse Ratched sings? I can't believe that she got into the Top 10
Mopie : what the hell is wrong with her? really. Ratched looks like she hates everything about... everything.
Carly rules, as ever.
Ferocia is wearing a horrible dress, and is not very good either.
Weetabix : no, it makes her look super wee
OMFG donna summer!
Mopie : oooooooh. bling-crophone!
Weetabix : I believe I've stated this on Weetapidol before, but I would really like a diamond-encrused microphone
Mopie : I would like everything I own to be diamond-encrusted.
Weetabix : including Goulash?
Mopie : especially Goulash.
and the parakeets.
Weetabix : Donna Summers is lip syncing
Mopie : their little diamond beaks
ooh, I did not catch that
Weetabix : or there's a backup/crutch track playing
she pulled away the mic and the vocals kept going
Mopie : it doesn't look like she's lip synchin right now
Weetabix : no, I don't think she is right now... this looks very real...also, is she wearing one of those cockroaches on a string? those are the rage... OH! it's her earpiece!
Mopie : wow this is a nice night for Syesha! she gets to sing with Seal and now Donna Summer?/
Weetabix : oh... something? it looks like a model of a stomach. Or maybe a kidney? I'm transfixed by Donna Summer's disturbing brooch
Mopie : I think Fantasia is in the audience... I have no idea what you're talking about... hee!.... ooh, Carly and Aussie are going to sing! Michael Johns looks extremely pretty
Weetabix : oh, I think Poppy bought a shirt by that designer when we were shopping... I recognize that weird faux studding technique
Mopie : Carly's dress designer?
Weetabix : and also, yes, AIMP is fucking fuckable. yes, that one
Mopie : it looks great
Weetabix : I will provide a link
Mopie : I might need tickets to the tour, too
Weetabix : Um, AIMP? I have missed him.
Mopie : for my niece
Weetabix : which you don't have
Mopie : which... I don't have a niece... but... I can get one.
Weetabix : do it for Elijah!
Mopie : okay! for my two year old nephew!
Weetabix : oh my god, she just touched him and it was the hottest thing ever
Mopie : I missed it.. shit
I saw a video of them singing "One" at some... thing
the two of them have been performing together lately
Weetabix : in my head, they are doing it
(with me)
Mopie : hee
Weetabix : that was... someone. The blond in the audience.
Maybe Marge Helgenberg?
Mopie : and here comes Jimmy Kimmel
with a Sanjaya joke... and cut to Sanjaya
god, this show is insane
Weetabix : who is alternately a douche and also adorable. I can never decide how to think about Kimmel
Mopie : I am a Kevin and Bean KROQ girl from back in the day... so I love him
Weetabix : was he on that show?
Mopie : he was a writer for the show, and yes, was on it occasionally
I like this Simon Cowell montage
mildly amusing
Weetabix : I do too! Plus, a wink!
the whole Kimmel thing, though, not so much
Mopie : top 6 guys!
Weetabix : AIMP!
Mopie : led by Michael Johns, singing bout "69"
Weetabix : he was gone way too early
Mopie : are they just trying to taunt us?
Weetabix : it's working
Mopie : oh my god, that Hernandez guy!
Weetabix : because then there's this guy, whom I had totally forgotten about
How did AIMP get canned so early and yet, Castro was around to taunt us?
I might have some good feeling sabout Castro if he had gotten canned early
Oh, I LOVE Heaven!
Mopie : the Davids look so cute together since Archuleta is so tiny
Weetabix : and hasn't gone through puberty yet
Mopie : and they sound so great together
WHERE ARE MY MP3S!
Weetabix : Archie's doing a better job with the eyes
Mopie : come on, Weetapidolers....
Weetabix : Oh, that was AIMP singing the "no no no!" in the background! HOT!
Mopie : and now... Bryan Adams has turned up? Is he still alive?
Weetabix : he is! And also, Canadian. It's Canadian night on AI!
Mopie : who else is Canadian?
Weetabix : he needs orthodontia. Bad.
Mike Myers
and, probably, someone else
Mopie : Bryan Adams looks grizzled
Weetabix : He's got to fix that tooth situation
Mopie : and thanks a lot, I had blocked Mike Myers's appearance successfully
Weetabix : sorry
Mopie : now it's back, and causing me psychic pain
Weetabix : Hernandez is doing gay strip club moves
I wonder if he'll sing that Robin Hood song
that plagued the early 90's
Mopie : hee. I have an ex boyfriend who loved that song.
Weetabix : David?!
Mopie : no, a straight ex boyfriend
Weetabix : paused on Ryan behind the popcorn man
I skipped over the American Idol themepark experience
commercial thingy
with Jordin
Mopie : I am pausing to watch the Jordin commercial
she looks awkward
Weetabix : because you want to find out more information? So that you can go to the theme park?
Mopie : well I love Disney, and I will probably go to Florida because that Harry Potter theme park is opening
.... er... have I said too much?
Cookie and ZZ Top
Weetabix : wait, are you going?
Mopie : I am going, are you going?
Weetabix : pause please?
Mopie : paused
on Cookie singing with ZZ
Weetabix : go!
and also, hot!
Paula is a little too excited
Mopie : I didn't know you had a beard fetish
Weetabix : well, obvs, have you seen my husband?
Mopie : he does not have a ZZ Top beard
Weetabix : but no, I meant the fact that Cook was singing another rock song
Mopie : also Cook is wearing a wallet chain
are you noticing this?
Weetabix : oh yea
and also, I just noticed his tight jeans and his package
for the first time in the entire show, I've noticed his package
it must have been a trick of the light
or the connection between "wallet chain" and "please fuck me now"
Mopie : there is Blake, the douche, to kill my Cook buzz
Weetabix : oh, I wasn't looking. I had turned to examine my bottle of
Evolution
the 11th Edition
Mopie : ooooooh
how is it?
Weetabix : I'm surprised it's up that high already
it's nice. A crisp nice blend for a warm summer thunderstormy night
some random math teacher in the audience?
Mopie : and now Mikalah is interviewing Cookie's music teacher
who might be a cougar
Weetabix : I'm sorry, if I ever get famous, I seriously hope that they don't interview former teachers
Mopie : the way she's talking about the memories and the flowers and touching her boobs
yeah, likewise
here is Brooke and Graham Nash
Weetabix : I kind of love CSN, though.
I saw them in concert even!
Mopie : hahahaha! I just saw this episode of the Office today, where Michael and Dwight sing "Teach Your Children Well"
Weetabix : ha! is that the Take Your Daughter To Work episode?
Mopie : I hope she has a nice Joni Mitchell type career and never tries to dance again
yes it is!
Weetabix : I'm singing along! I love CSN!
Mopie : I can't get Steve Carell and Rainn Wilson out of my head
Weetabix : we have the box set of masters. I'm such a former hippy kid it's not even funny.
Well, yes, this performance could use Dwight's proficiency on recorder
Mopie : hee. it could. wait, I am rewinding so I can watch the Sex and the City commercial
and then I think Cookie is in his underwear playing a guitar
Weetabix : he is. I posted that commercial on weetapidol already
sometimes Ryan has a look on his face like he just wants someone to kill him
is this the Jonas brothers or something?
Mopie : these are the Jonas Brothers, if rumor is correct
I am now going to learn what they are all about
Weetabix : investigating the Jonas brothers will put you into scary cougar territory
Mopie : oh god, I suddenly know how grownup people felt about New Kids on the Block
Weetabix : yes
Mopie : I am bemused and confused by the squealing
Weetabix : we are grown ups. This part of our brain is dead.
Mopie : although five minutes ago we were ogling Cookie's package, so I'm not going to get too high and mighty here
Weetabix : duly shamed, thank you...was that Leah Remini?
Mopie : I did not see.... I do see Ryan has some random lady in a red pantsuit on the stage
Weetabix : oh no, this is the part when they recap the bad auditions
Mopie : uuuurgghhh
Weetabix : I kind of liked Alexis the glitter lady
Mopie : let's mock the mentally ill!
Weetabix : I don't think all of them are mentally ill, but a good portion of them area
are
Mopie : oh this poor "let my people go" guy...I like the ones who are far less earnest
I loved when they brought Clay Aiken out to sing with that one guy... was it last season? that's still hilarious to me.
Weetabix : two seasons ago
that was my favorite thing that ever happened on a finale
is this the USC marching band?
oh yes, it is USC
Mopie : so here's a guy in the weird outfit who is singing with a marching band?
looks like Trojan colors to me!
Weetabix : I read that on the cheerleaders' boobs...I guessed by the colors...I don't get the connection between the guy and a marching band
Mopie : me neither...but now Paula is up on the stage, and I think her boobs might fall out
Weetabix : is that why Paula and Randy wore those outfits?...oh, that would be awesome. I hope they do
Mopie : and the Brother guy is still singing! and.. commercial
Weetabix : shit, they cut to commercial
Mopie : that was traumatizing. I need to drink more.
COMMERCIALS
Mopie: who is "One Republic"? what is "Apologize"?
Weetabix : It's a one hit wonder...it doesn't sound right without the background guy singing "hey! hey! hey!"
Mopie : Zzzzzzzzzz.
Weetabix : even with archie, still zzzzzzz...so...how has your weekend been?
do you know what you're wearing to my birthday party yet?
have you figured out a wardrobe plan?
Mopie : I am wearing awesome boots and an awesome dress! that is my plan...I may need to lose 10 pounds to fit into the awesomeness.
Weetabix : I can't wait to see the dress! I don't know what I'm wearing yet....I have one idea
Mopie : I worry that it's too casual of a dress, but it's dead cute. what's your idea?
Weetabix : I wouldn't be worried. You can pull off anything. I bought this weird knock off dress on ebay that I really like...and it's very boobsome
Mopie : a knock off of what?
Weetabix : also, sort of casual...I don't remember the designer. I found it online before I bought the dress. It's kind of a floral kimono affair
Mopie : interesting! there is Jordin in a gold dress...maybe if I can find that gold dress, I'll wear that to your birthday
Weetabix : oooh, it's super pretty...I'm sure that you could find it although it might be another D&G custom thingy
Mopie : I don't do gold, actually although Jordin is looking very "plus-size model" in that dress
Weetabix : in silver, you would look very cute, though
Mopie : also, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Weetabix : yeah, actually, I'm not so much on this dress... she's looked much cuter...at least it's not the Air song...which is awful and I keep hearing it on the radio
Mopie : I heard the Elliot song again today...still no "No Air" here.
Weetabix : consider yourself lucky. The No Air song is a herpes on the radio right now.
Mopie : zzzzzzzzzz oh god Jordin you are boring me to tears...get Blake up there to beatbox or something
Weetabix : oh Robert Downey Jr! Ben Stiller!
Mopie : what the hell is going on with this?
Weetabix : Jack Black! this is adorable!
Mopie : wtf?
Weetabix : I love technology!
Mopie : isn't Gladys Knight dead?
Weetabix : I know that RDJ is all fucked up, but I'd do him...and also, no, she's not
Mopie : Robert Downey Jr. is kind of hot...hee...jinx
Weetabix : did you see Iron Man? He's all sorts of hotness in it. Totally V-shaped... his nipples are always erect.
Mopie : I did not, because my husband sucks and does not want to see that OR Indiana Jones
Weetabix : what?
Mopie : SUMMER POPCORN MOVIES
Weetabix : marry a real man! That's just insanity!
Mopie : I need my best friend to move here
Weetabix : I think Captain would divorce me if I refused to go see Indiana Jones
Mopie : Brian was always my popcorn movie buddy
Weetabix : well, coerce him into moving!
Mopie : I'm not sure why Jack Black was just turtling
Weetabix : was he? I missed the turtling...thank god...I'm pretty much only watching RDJ though
Mopie : Jack Black realky threw himself into that performance
Weetabix : it was for charity!
Mopie : here is Carrie! I saw this video. It's a prequel to Before He Cheats"
Weetabix : is it a good one? someone sang it at karaoke last night.
Mopie : it's good when she does it with her crazy outfit and her confidence
Weetabix : I don't know how I feel about brown-eyed blondes.
Mopie : when did Carrie become awesome? god, I am trying to decide. I love brown-eyed blondes, always have.
Weetabix : she still can't buy a personality, though
Mopie : I don't know, I think she's got one now. I'm totally a Carrie convert.
Weetabix : look at the sleeves on that? they are connected in the back
that's just insanity!
Mopie : I decided the other day that my dream is for Carrie to sing "Miss Independent" and for Kelly to sing "Before He Cheats"...that would be my dream finale
Weetabix : oh my god, that might be awesome...by the way, did you vote on that sony poll? Because Clay Aiken has over 50% of the vote. The Claymates are out in full force, it seems
Mopie : the only problem with this song is that it's not very feminist, with the "I married him so of course I will change my last name!" oh, I did not...I do not care about that poll, but if I did vote, it would be for Daughtry or Kelly
Weetabix : oh, it's totally anti-feminist. but Country music is seriously not about women's rights, you know
Mopie : there is Ashley Tisdale, I think!
Weetabix : I voted for Kelly to find out the results... Fantasia had 1 percent...KLC!
Mopie : Faith! awesome song...Ramiele sucks, sorry
Weetabix : now they're all in black. First white, then red, then black. It's a whole metaphor about losing innocence...here she does, yes
Mopie : that is a very "I have a masters degree in literature" thing to say.... Nurse Ratched also sucks
Weetabix : OMG do you think George Michael is going to come out? Jesus, she's awful...someone cut Syesha's mic
Mopie : here are the boys...Aussie is hotting up the stage.
Weetabix : fuck yes
Mopie : the stripper is stripping into the camera.
Weetabix : didn't I voice this earlier? That I wanted AIMP to sing this song?
Mopie : come on, George Michael!
Weetabix : sorry, stripper is anti-sexy
Mopie : Jason Castro looks ridiculous in a suit. Jason Castro is anti-sexy. and also, Archie cannot sing this song.
Weetabix : no, he's a fetus! not a father figure!
Mopie : "I will be your father figure"? "I will be your breacher teacher"? oh shit, David Cook can sing it...oh god, that was hot
Weetabix : damn, it really was...seriously, George Michael, right? any time now?
Mopie : it's gotta be...come on, George Michael!
Weetabix : he's going to descend that staircase, right? because otherwise they are just toying with my emotions
Mopie : they were wise to give Archie the solo in this song, and Cookie the solo in Father Figure.
Weetabix : I may be rewinding that Cook solo later, for my private time
Mopie : someone needs to help Brooke with her awkward arm...me too, my friend. me too.
Weetabix : Brooke always looks like someone interupted her on the way to church
Mopie : I like her though...this is just the wrong venue for her. Syesha, on the other hand, is fantastic
Weetabix : it really is. She would do well at Lillithfair
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, MISTER GEORGE MICHAEL
Mopie : WOO!!!!
Weetabix : come on... right now!.... fuck yeah
Mopie : George Michael for the win!
Weetabix : there's my boy!
Mopie : sing something, GM!
Weetabix : shush, he's got to pose first...hmmm... he's looking a little rough too...like, he needs to moisturize. the neck has creases
Mopie : did you see him on Extras? so awesome.
Weetabix : a cautionary tale for safe sun, folks. no, I never watch Extras. I don't have whatever channel that is on, much to my dismay
Mopie : GM is awesome also. it's on the channel called Netflix.
Weetabix : he's often on that show that Annabeth Chao writes...Elliot something. Not Bat Boy.
Mopie : oh, Eli Stone...on Extras he played "himself" trolling a park for gay sex... very funny.
Weetabix : ok, I was totally off... those are some giant sunglasses on Mr. Michael. and also, Paula was crying?! does she think America's about to vote off George Michael?
or has she again seen the future? and it's not good?
Mopie : hahaha..."America has voted... and the Jonas Brothers have beat George Michael."
Weetabix : ha!
Mopie : he sounds great though
Weetabix : he really does sound fantastic. Exactly like himself circa 1987
Mopie : that was a good year for him... hahaha..."and now.. Andrew Ridgely!"
Weetabix : ha! I'm a little bit drunky now... it was the pain from Nurse Ratched's singing, I think, that drov eme to it
Mopie : I am sad to not be rewinding to David Cook's solo...by the way, my Tivo cuts this off ealry
Weetabix : paused with Ryan and David2
Mopie : I have a YouTube link at the ready
Weetabix : also, Cook is wearing eyeliner
Mopie : "it
"it
I now forget what I was going to type
Paula said something about destiny
Weetabix : hahahaha!
sometimes it's the things that we lose that define us, or something like that
Mopie : Simon is apologizing to David Cook, aww
Weetabix : Simon is now realizing that he was totally wrong
Mopie : and he likes them both... I do too, especially when they duet...I love how they have a British dude with an envelope to convey legitimacy
Weetabix : I like that Ryan is making it a point to show that AI is not responsible for the voting
it's true about the British accent lending legitimacy. I gave $50 to the ACLU because a British lady asked me to today
Mopie : I am nervous, even though I know who wins
Weetabix : I am not nervous because I am not that drunk, apparently
holy shit!
my TIVO CUT OUT
Mopie : my thingy cut off after "David Cook"
yes, I know
Weetabix : right as Ryan was saying THE WINNER IS>>>
seriously, if I didn't know? I'd be PISSED
you could no thave timed that better to cut off
Mopie : I know, that happened to everyone
Weetabix : oh my god, that's a tragedy... GM shouldn't have taken so much time posing...clearly....so do we have any summation comments on the season? good season? Better than last year? worst season ever?
Mopie : wait, aren't you going to watch the end? it's a really good song! you should go watch it!
I already bought it on iTunes
Weetabix : ok! watching it!
Mopie : not a "good song" because of course it's all about magic and rainbows
Weetabix : oh my god, it cut off six minutes?
Mopie : but Cook does a nice job with it
Weetabix : that's a tragedy! that happened to us two years ago too, remember? we paused the live playback and then the Tivo went to live tv and we missed the announcement
aw, Cookie is crying!
Mopie : oh yeah I know!!!!
Weetabix : that's because he really didn't think he won! especially after Simon apologized. It would have seemed like Simon knew that he lost and felt badly about pushing it over the edge.
Mopie : either that or Simon didn't want to look like an idiot proclaiming it a "knockout" for the wrong guy
Weetabix : I think that was really what happened, but from Cook's perspective, it would have seemed like remorse, not ass covering
oh the song really does have "magic rainbow" in it?
Mopie : it really does
Weetabix : you know what it's missing? purple horseshoes and green clovers
Mopie : as for the season, Cookie is definitely my favorite winner since Fantasia
I mean I like Carrie now, but I did not care for her in season four
Weetabix : he's my favorite since Kelly Clarkson, but really, that's not hard
Mopie : well, I loved Fantasia
although post-show, she has not done anything
Weetabix : she's on Broadway, isn't she?
Mopie : yes, but I mean nothing I've been interested in purchasing
Weetabix : yes, and apparently America feels much the same way
Mopie : so I guess I enjoyed the season!
although I still think I liked Daughtry! better than anyone in season six or seven
but season six, I can't rmemeber one person I liked
Weetabix : I agree. Wholeheartedly.
Mopie : so I am going to call season seven a win
Weetabix : I just remember the people I didn't like last season. Like Blake.
Agreed. apparently the odd-numbered seasons are good for me!
Mopie : don't say that... season eight is coming up!
Weetabix : If that's the rule, though, it means that we're going to have a long Weetapidol season starting in January.
jinx!
And we'll be here for Season 8!
Mopie : WOO!
Weetabix : I'd also like to thank the Weetapidolers for joining us for the last three seasons!
Mopie : yes, it's been awesome
Weetabix : And sticking with us through the eleventy million month hiatus between shows
Mopie : if anyone wants to be notified when we come back, e-mail weetapidol@gmail.com
Weetabix : I smooch every one of them. One their cute noses. And naughty bits.
Maybe that's the wine talking, but still. Naughty bits!
Mopie : I will not make that promise
Weetabix : drink more of the wines
Weetapidol out?
Mopie : oh my gosh, Weetapidol season seven.... out!
WEETAPIDOL OUT
Weetabix : helllloooooooh! ok, my impressions of the performances
Archie stepped up his game a lot, but I think at this point he's only got the teeny boppers voting for him
Cook didn't impress me, but I think it's because he raised the bar already, so I'm going in, expecting greatness
I didn't hate what he sang, it just wasn't finale caliber
Mopie : yeah maybe so... still, I did not get any goosebump moments
Weetabix : right
it wasn't a Hello moment
Mopie : maybe "finale caliber" is the right phrase
Weetabix : or even a Phantom of the Opera moment
Mopie : no, or a Billie Jean moment
Weetabix : Archie's choice of Imagine was borrrrrring. I mean, it was a very good, but very safe choice...Anyway, we already know who won, but I have to say that I was worried
Mopie : man, Ian and I were both totally convinced Archie was taking it...as was, I believe, America
Weetabix : oh, so was I. I was certain it would be another Taylor situation, not that Archie is as annoying as Taylor...although they do both affect the Claw maneuver
Mopie : and not that Kat McPhee was as good as Cook, because, no. she's very pretty. but, no.
Weetabix : no, she's not. And actually, none of these people are as good as Daughtry!
Mopie : DAUGHTRY!
Weetabix : I'm sorry, but if Daughtry! had sung Phantom? It would have made me pregnant.
Mopie : I would be pregnant with twins right now.
Weetabix : because of the rewind?
Mopie : because of his double-strength virility
Weetabix : that is the power of the Chris lights
Mopie : I love how they're rewriting history... putting him in the winners montage and everything
Weetabix : Ryan actually implied that he won in the performance show
Mopie : go here and click on Music...it's pretty funny
Weetabix : Taylor got Pwned
Mopie : no kidding..."Taylor? Taylor who?"
Weetabix : Plus, they kicked J.Hud to the curb majorly early, but they'll totally take credit for her success
Mopie : I don't know, I don't think she was that good on the show...she had power but not enough control
Weetabix : I liked her, but then again, fat girl bias
Mopie : oh, sure...she was not one of my faves... I loved Fantasia that season
Weetabix : And speaking of Fantasia, we're about to blog...shall we?
Mopie : I am paused on the Davids dressed as preachers...and facing each other... it's like the beginning of some gay porn movie set in heaven
Weetabix : go!
THE FINALE BEGINS!
Mopie : there is not enough gay porn in this movie
Weetabix : have we started pronouncing "extraordinary" as "extra ordinary"?
Mopie : if by "we" you mean "Ryan Seacrest" then yes
Weetabix : are they back in the whatever theatre?
Mopie : there is... Tamyra?
Weetabix : I missed her
Mopie : so there were 97 million votes cast...and the score was 56 to 44%...and there is Ruben in the audience and why is Randy dressed as a popcorn vendor?
Weetabix : Randy Jackson is wearing some serious insanity. oooh, I remember Matt Rogers!
Mopie : Mikalah Gordon and Matt Rogers are the correspondents. I remember Mikalah! she sucked as a singer, but is fun as a correspondent. It seems like they could have done better thn Matt Rogers, though
Weetabix : probably. Like... ACE!
Mopie : Goulash is eating the toes off of a stuffed hedgehog. I felt I should report that. ACE! have you seen his video? there are a lot of arms.
Weetabix : that is vaguely disturbing
Mopie : the top 12... dancing
Weetabix : Tilly is licking her taint
Mopie : who are all those other people on the stage?
Weetabix : Syesha's like "Remember me? Remember my legs? Hello?"
Mopie : and why is KFC in the front?
Weetabix : those are the people from some dance reality show that I don't watch
Mopie : Syesha's legs certainly are showcased in this number. there's Chickeze! I remember him! KFC is doing a good job with the dancing and singing... I am kind of happy for her
Weetabix : oh Jason Castro... I suppressed him
Mopie : she and Syesha look the most comfortable right now.
Weetabix : Brooke is a hot mess when she moves
Mopie : Nurse Ratched looks like she wants to kill herself by leaping off the stage
Weetabix : and also, she and Ferocia Coutura must not have great legs
Mopie : Brooke always has had that little awkward quality
Mopie : Cookie is singing
Weetabix : I enjoy Cookie
Mopie : and smiling saucily...he sounds fantastic
Weetabix : poor little Archie is going to be a rocker
Mopie : I hope he puts out an awesome Daughtry!-like album
Weetabix : oh,I'm sure that he will...that's his destiny
Mopie : it is awesome that the two Davids are dueting!! they sound so good! I love this!harmony!
Weetabix : damn, I may have to get tickets to the Idol concert. For my NIECE! For Abby! Yes. That's it.
Mopie : THIS is a goosebump moment, for me, this duet. I effing love it. tell me this is on iTunes!
Weetabix : I'm sure that it is... they wouldn't miss that opportunity... and my god, I didn't even realize that I hate that song, due to the association to Nickelback
Mopie : here is an embarrassing Mike Meyers guru commercial
Weetabix : is he going to be on the stage soon? I'm actually clenching my anus right now
Mopie : this is so... very.... humiliating.
Weetabix : poor Mike Myers. Doesn't Shrek pay the bills?
Mopie : I cannot believe they are making them "meet the guru" and shill for this fucking movie
one would hope... poor Archuleta has a fake smile painfully plastered on his face
and I think Cookie is about to burst into hysterical laughter
Weetabix : that's an impressive prosthetic nose
there, Cook lost it. You called it
oh god, he's on the stage now
Mopie : I did! wow. uuuuug HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO GO ON
Ian: "Are you sure Ryan Seacrest doesn't go home and feel ashamed?"
Weetabix : that's what she said
Mopie : there is not enough champagne in my glass to get me through this
Weetabix : You know, I just had a weird ephiphany as my mind wandered during the pain
I think I want to be winked at by simon Cowell
Mopie : oh ho ho ho, he called Ryan "Mr. Seafoam"
Weetabix : preferabbly while he is wearing argyle
Mopie : HILARITY. wow, this schtick has lowered your standards in every direction. here is Syesha awesomeing around
Weetabix : wait, we get another Syesha? Have we ever had a 3rd place person perform on the finale before? But wow, Seal!
Mopie : yeah no shit! that's fucking Seal!
Weetabix : does this mean that Heidi Klum might be in the audience?
Mopie : I don't know, but it might mean THIS SHOW JUST GOT AWESOME.
Weetabix : I would like to see Seal on Full Frontal Friday please. seriously! This is awesome!
Mopie : there should be an awesome directors cut of this show. go straight from Hero to this duet. this ruley McRules. is that Lorne Michaels playing cello? probably not.
Weetabix : and also, for the first time ever, I'm finding Seal kind of hot...probably not, no
but that? would put this show into the stratosphere of Awesome
Mopie : I like the sexual tension on this stage tonight. they are both very pretty.
Weetabix : dude, that was awesome
Mopie : they sound great together... fantastic. that ruled. I want an MP3 of that too.
Weetabix : wait, I think they just showed Heidi!
Mopie : WHERE ARE THE MP3s?
Weetabix : mphellyess!
COMMERCIALS
Mopie : okay I am paused on Seafoam talking about something
Weetabix : ok my unit freaked out
but it came back to Castro sitting on a stool
tool on stool
let me know when you're there
Mopie : to answer the question you asked a million years ago: yes, last year many of the top 10 performed, I thought
maybe not
no, season four
Weetabix : no, that's right, because I remember when Elliot performed with Mary J Blige
Mopie : remember Lindsay and Mikalah singing with Rascall Flats or something?
yeah. and. go I have tool on stool
Weetabix : i didn't watch the season with Lindsay and Mikalah
Mopie : he is reprising his performance. is Jeff Buckley going to turn up?
Rufus Wainwright?
Weetabix : considering he's dead, that WOULD be an awesome show
oh, I LOVE the Rufus Wainwright version
which was, by the way, featured on Shrek
Mopie : clearly I did not know Jeff Buckley was dead
Weetabix : I do! I can't help it! whoa, I can't believe I'm saying this, but... Castro has a nice ass
Mopie : this is boring and not as good as the first time he did it. I can't believe you just said that either. Melinda Doolittle is in the audience!
Weetabix : no, he's not afraid enough. The first time, he was uncertain and filled with vulnerability, which is what made it good. Ford commercial!So, they didn't have time to film one this week and they did a "clip commercial"
Mopie : it is fun to see them all luagjing and happy...wow, I need to slow down on the champagne
"luagjing"?
Weetabix : "laughing"?
Mopie : yes, that is what I was going for
the Davids got cars!! Is Archuleta old enough to drive his?
Weetabix : I used the "Drunky Mo to English" dictionary I have at the ready
yes, he's 16...Ooooh, finalist girls!
Mopie : hee. Seafoam just asked him if he had a license. it wasn't just me.
Weetabix : Carly!
Mopie : again, Nurse Ratched looks miserable...Carly looks hot
Weetabix : Ferocia looks short...ha, Nurse Ratched isn't wearing a dress
Mopie : Brooke is holding her arm out awkwardly
Weetabix : oh my god, when Nurse Ratched sings? I can't believe that she got into the Top 10
Mopie : what the hell is wrong with her? really. Ratched looks like she hates everything about... everything.
Carly rules, as ever.
Ferocia is wearing a horrible dress, and is not very good either.
Weetabix : no, it makes her look super wee
OMFG donna summer!
Mopie : oooooooh. bling-crophone!
Weetabix : I believe I've stated this on Weetapidol before, but I would really like a diamond-encrused microphone
Mopie : I would like everything I own to be diamond-encrusted.
Weetabix : including Goulash?
Mopie : especially Goulash.
and the parakeets.
Weetabix : Donna Summers is lip syncing
Mopie : their little diamond beaks
ooh, I did not catch that
Weetabix : or there's a backup/crutch track playing
she pulled away the mic and the vocals kept going
Mopie : it doesn't look like she's lip synchin right now
Weetabix : no, I don't think she is right now... this looks very real...also, is she wearing one of those cockroaches on a string? those are the rage... OH! it's her earpiece!
Mopie : wow this is a nice night for Syesha! she gets to sing with Seal and now Donna Summer?/
Weetabix : oh... something? it looks like a model of a stomach. Or maybe a kidney? I'm transfixed by Donna Summer's disturbing brooch
Mopie : I think Fantasia is in the audience... I have no idea what you're talking about... hee!.... ooh, Carly and Aussie are going to sing! Michael Johns looks extremely pretty
Weetabix : oh, I think Poppy bought a shirt by that designer when we were shopping... I recognize that weird faux studding technique
Mopie : Carly's dress designer?
Weetabix : and also, yes, AIMP is fucking fuckable. yes, that one
Mopie : it looks great
Weetabix : I will provide a link
Mopie : I might need tickets to the tour, too
Weetabix : Um, AIMP? I have missed him.
Mopie : for my niece
Weetabix : which you don't have
Mopie : which... I don't have a niece... but... I can get one.
Weetabix : do it for Elijah!
Mopie : okay! for my two year old nephew!
Weetabix : oh my god, she just touched him and it was the hottest thing ever
Mopie : I missed it.. shit
I saw a video of them singing "One" at some... thing
the two of them have been performing together lately
Weetabix : in my head, they are doing it
(with me)
Mopie : hee
Weetabix : that was... someone. The blond in the audience.
Maybe Marge Helgenberg?
Mopie : and here comes Jimmy Kimmel
with a Sanjaya joke... and cut to Sanjaya
god, this show is insane
Weetabix : who is alternately a douche and also adorable. I can never decide how to think about Kimmel
Mopie : I am a Kevin and Bean KROQ girl from back in the day... so I love him
Weetabix : was he on that show?
Mopie : he was a writer for the show, and yes, was on it occasionally
I like this Simon Cowell montage
mildly amusing
Weetabix : I do too! Plus, a wink!
the whole Kimmel thing, though, not so much
Mopie : top 6 guys!
Weetabix : AIMP!
Mopie : led by Michael Johns, singing bout "69"
Weetabix : he was gone way too early
Mopie : are they just trying to taunt us?
Weetabix : it's working
Mopie : oh my god, that Hernandez guy!
Weetabix : because then there's this guy, whom I had totally forgotten about
How did AIMP get canned so early and yet, Castro was around to taunt us?
I might have some good feeling sabout Castro if he had gotten canned early
Oh, I LOVE Heaven!
Mopie : the Davids look so cute together since Archuleta is so tiny
Weetabix : and hasn't gone through puberty yet
Mopie : and they sound so great together
WHERE ARE MY MP3S!
Weetabix : Archie's doing a better job with the eyes
Mopie : come on, Weetapidolers....
Weetabix : Oh, that was AIMP singing the "no no no!" in the background! HOT!
Mopie : and now... Bryan Adams has turned up? Is he still alive?
Weetabix : he is! And also, Canadian. It's Canadian night on AI!
Mopie : who else is Canadian?
Weetabix : he needs orthodontia. Bad.
Mike Myers
and, probably, someone else
Mopie : Bryan Adams looks grizzled
Weetabix : He's got to fix that tooth situation
Mopie : and thanks a lot, I had blocked Mike Myers's appearance successfully
Weetabix : sorry
Mopie : now it's back, and causing me psychic pain
Weetabix : Hernandez is doing gay strip club moves
I wonder if he'll sing that Robin Hood song
that plagued the early 90's
Mopie : hee. I have an ex boyfriend who loved that song.
Weetabix : David?!
Mopie : no, a straight ex boyfriend
Weetabix : paused on Ryan behind the popcorn man
I skipped over the American Idol themepark experience
commercial thingy
with Jordin
Mopie : I am pausing to watch the Jordin commercial
she looks awkward
Weetabix : because you want to find out more information? So that you can go to the theme park?
Mopie : well I love Disney, and I will probably go to Florida because that Harry Potter theme park is opening
.... er... have I said too much?
Cookie and ZZ Top
Weetabix : wait, are you going?
Mopie : I am going, are you going?
Weetabix : pause please?
Mopie : paused
on Cookie singing with ZZ
Weetabix : go!
and also, hot!
Paula is a little too excited
Mopie : I didn't know you had a beard fetish
Weetabix : well, obvs, have you seen my husband?
Mopie : he does not have a ZZ Top beard
Weetabix : but no, I meant the fact that Cook was singing another rock song
Mopie : also Cook is wearing a wallet chain
are you noticing this?
Weetabix : oh yea
and also, I just noticed his tight jeans and his package
for the first time in the entire show, I've noticed his package
it must have been a trick of the light
or the connection between "wallet chain" and "please fuck me now"
Mopie : there is Blake, the douche, to kill my Cook buzz
Weetabix : oh, I wasn't looking. I had turned to examine my bottle of
Evolution
the 11th Edition
Mopie : ooooooh
how is it?
Weetabix : I'm surprised it's up that high already
it's nice. A crisp nice blend for a warm summer thunderstormy night
some random math teacher in the audience?
Mopie : and now Mikalah is interviewing Cookie's music teacher
who might be a cougar
Weetabix : I'm sorry, if I ever get famous, I seriously hope that they don't interview former teachers
Mopie : the way she's talking about the memories and the flowers and touching her boobs
yeah, likewise
here is Brooke and Graham Nash
Weetabix : I kind of love CSN, though.
I saw them in concert even!
Mopie : hahahaha! I just saw this episode of the Office today, where Michael and Dwight sing "Teach Your Children Well"
Weetabix : ha! is that the Take Your Daughter To Work episode?
Mopie : I hope she has a nice Joni Mitchell type career and never tries to dance again
yes it is!
Weetabix : I'm singing along! I love CSN!
Mopie : I can't get Steve Carell and Rainn Wilson out of my head
Weetabix : we have the box set of masters. I'm such a former hippy kid it's not even funny.
Well, yes, this performance could use Dwight's proficiency on recorder
Mopie : hee. it could. wait, I am rewinding so I can watch the Sex and the City commercial
and then I think Cookie is in his underwear playing a guitar
Weetabix : he is. I posted that commercial on weetapidol already
sometimes Ryan has a look on his face like he just wants someone to kill him
is this the Jonas brothers or something?
Mopie : these are the Jonas Brothers, if rumor is correct
I am now going to learn what they are all about
Weetabix : investigating the Jonas brothers will put you into scary cougar territory
Mopie : oh god, I suddenly know how grownup people felt about New Kids on the Block
Weetabix : yes
Mopie : I am bemused and confused by the squealing
Weetabix : we are grown ups. This part of our brain is dead.
Mopie : although five minutes ago we were ogling Cookie's package, so I'm not going to get too high and mighty here
Weetabix : duly shamed, thank you...was that Leah Remini?
Mopie : I did not see.... I do see Ryan has some random lady in a red pantsuit on the stage
Weetabix : oh no, this is the part when they recap the bad auditions
Mopie : uuuurgghhh
Weetabix : I kind of liked Alexis the glitter lady
Mopie : let's mock the mentally ill!
Weetabix : I don't think all of them are mentally ill, but a good portion of them area
are
Mopie : oh this poor "let my people go" guy...I like the ones who are far less earnest
I loved when they brought Clay Aiken out to sing with that one guy... was it last season? that's still hilarious to me.
Weetabix : two seasons ago
that was my favorite thing that ever happened on a finale
is this the USC marching band?
oh yes, it is USC
Mopie : so here's a guy in the weird outfit who is singing with a marching band?
looks like Trojan colors to me!
Weetabix : I read that on the cheerleaders' boobs...I guessed by the colors...I don't get the connection between the guy and a marching band
Mopie : me neither...but now Paula is up on the stage, and I think her boobs might fall out
Weetabix : is that why Paula and Randy wore those outfits?...oh, that would be awesome. I hope they do
Mopie : and the Brother guy is still singing! and.. commercial
Weetabix : shit, they cut to commercial
Mopie : that was traumatizing. I need to drink more.
COMMERCIALS
Mopie: who is "One Republic"? what is "Apologize"?
Weetabix : It's a one hit wonder...it doesn't sound right without the background guy singing "hey! hey! hey!"
Mopie : Zzzzzzzzzz.
Weetabix : even with archie, still zzzzzzz...so...how has your weekend been?
do you know what you're wearing to my birthday party yet?
have you figured out a wardrobe plan?
Mopie : I am wearing awesome boots and an awesome dress! that is my plan...I may need to lose 10 pounds to fit into the awesomeness.
Weetabix : I can't wait to see the dress! I don't know what I'm wearing yet....I have one idea
Mopie : I worry that it's too casual of a dress, but it's dead cute. what's your idea?
Weetabix : I wouldn't be worried. You can pull off anything. I bought this weird knock off dress on ebay that I really like...and it's very boobsome
Mopie : a knock off of what?
Weetabix : also, sort of casual...I don't remember the designer. I found it online before I bought the dress. It's kind of a floral kimono affair
Mopie : interesting! there is Jordin in a gold dress...maybe if I can find that gold dress, I'll wear that to your birthday
Weetabix : oooh, it's super pretty...I'm sure that you could find it although it might be another D&G custom thingy
Mopie : I don't do gold, actually although Jordin is looking very "plus-size model" in that dress
Weetabix : in silver, you would look very cute, though
Mopie : also, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Weetabix : yeah, actually, I'm not so much on this dress... she's looked much cuter...at least it's not the Air song...which is awful and I keep hearing it on the radio
Mopie : I heard the Elliot song again today...still no "No Air" here.
Weetabix : consider yourself lucky. The No Air song is a herpes on the radio right now.
Mopie : zzzzzzzzzz oh god Jordin you are boring me to tears...get Blake up there to beatbox or something
Weetabix : oh Robert Downey Jr! Ben Stiller!
Mopie : what the hell is going on with this?
Weetabix : Jack Black! this is adorable!
Mopie : wtf?
Weetabix : I love technology!
Mopie : isn't Gladys Knight dead?
Weetabix : I know that RDJ is all fucked up, but I'd do him...and also, no, she's not
Mopie : Robert Downey Jr. is kind of hot...hee...jinx
Weetabix : did you see Iron Man? He's all sorts of hotness in it. Totally V-shaped... his nipples are always erect.
Mopie : I did not, because my husband sucks and does not want to see that OR Indiana Jones
Weetabix : what?
Mopie : SUMMER POPCORN MOVIES
Weetabix : marry a real man! That's just insanity!
Mopie : I need my best friend to move here
Weetabix : I think Captain would divorce me if I refused to go see Indiana Jones
Mopie : Brian was always my popcorn movie buddy
Weetabix : well, coerce him into moving!
Mopie : I'm not sure why Jack Black was just turtling
Weetabix : was he? I missed the turtling...thank god...I'm pretty much only watching RDJ though
Mopie : Jack Black realky threw himself into that performance
Weetabix : it was for charity!
Mopie : here is Carrie! I saw this video. It's a prequel to Before He Cheats"
Weetabix : is it a good one? someone sang it at karaoke last night.
Mopie : it's good when she does it with her crazy outfit and her confidence
Weetabix : I don't know how I feel about brown-eyed blondes.
Mopie : when did Carrie become awesome? god, I am trying to decide. I love brown-eyed blondes, always have.
Weetabix : she still can't buy a personality, though
Mopie : I don't know, I think she's got one now. I'm totally a Carrie convert.
Weetabix : look at the sleeves on that? they are connected in the back
that's just insanity!
Mopie : I decided the other day that my dream is for Carrie to sing "Miss Independent" and for Kelly to sing "Before He Cheats"...that would be my dream finale
Weetabix : oh my god, that might be awesome...by the way, did you vote on that sony poll? Because Clay Aiken has over 50% of the vote. The Claymates are out in full force, it seems
Mopie : the only problem with this song is that it's not very feminist, with the "I married him so of course I will change my last name!" oh, I did not...I do not care about that poll, but if I did vote, it would be for Daughtry or Kelly
Weetabix : oh, it's totally anti-feminist. but Country music is seriously not about women's rights, you know
Mopie : there is Ashley Tisdale, I think!
Weetabix : I voted for Kelly to find out the results... Fantasia had 1 percent...KLC!
Mopie : Faith! awesome song...Ramiele sucks, sorry
Weetabix : now they're all in black. First white, then red, then black. It's a whole metaphor about losing innocence...here she does, yes
Mopie : that is a very "I have a masters degree in literature" thing to say.... Nurse Ratched also sucks
Weetabix : OMG do you think George Michael is going to come out? Jesus, she's awful...someone cut Syesha's mic
Mopie : here are the boys...Aussie is hotting up the stage.
Weetabix : fuck yes
Mopie : the stripper is stripping into the camera.
Weetabix : didn't I voice this earlier? That I wanted AIMP to sing this song?
Mopie : come on, George Michael!
Weetabix : sorry, stripper is anti-sexy
Mopie : Jason Castro looks ridiculous in a suit. Jason Castro is anti-sexy. and also, Archie cannot sing this song.
Weetabix : no, he's a fetus! not a father figure!
Mopie : "I will be your father figure"? "I will be your breacher teacher"? oh shit, David Cook can sing it...oh god, that was hot
Weetabix : damn, it really was...seriously, George Michael, right? any time now?
Mopie : it's gotta be...come on, George Michael!
Weetabix : he's going to descend that staircase, right? because otherwise they are just toying with my emotions
Mopie : they were wise to give Archie the solo in this song, and Cookie the solo in Father Figure.
Weetabix : I may be rewinding that Cook solo later, for my private time
Mopie : someone needs to help Brooke with her awkward arm...me too, my friend. me too.
Weetabix : Brooke always looks like someone interupted her on the way to church
Mopie : I like her though...this is just the wrong venue for her. Syesha, on the other hand, is fantastic
Weetabix : it really is. She would do well at Lillithfair
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, MISTER GEORGE MICHAEL
Mopie : WOO!!!!
Weetabix : come on... right now!.... fuck yeah
Mopie : George Michael for the win!
Weetabix : there's my boy!
Mopie : sing something, GM!
Weetabix : shush, he's got to pose first...hmmm... he's looking a little rough too...like, he needs to moisturize. the neck has creases
Mopie : did you see him on Extras? so awesome.
Weetabix : a cautionary tale for safe sun, folks. no, I never watch Extras. I don't have whatever channel that is on, much to my dismay
Mopie : GM is awesome also. it's on the channel called Netflix.
Weetabix : he's often on that show that Annabeth Chao writes...Elliot something. Not Bat Boy.
Mopie : oh, Eli Stone...on Extras he played "himself" trolling a park for gay sex... very funny.
Weetabix : ok, I was totally off... those are some giant sunglasses on Mr. Michael. and also, Paula was crying?! does she think America's about to vote off George Michael?
or has she again seen the future? and it's not good?
Mopie : hahaha..."America has voted... and the Jonas Brothers have beat George Michael."
Weetabix : ha!
Mopie : he sounds great though
Weetabix : he really does sound fantastic. Exactly like himself circa 1987
Mopie : that was a good year for him... hahaha..."and now.. Andrew Ridgely!"
Weetabix : ha! I'm a little bit drunky now... it was the pain from Nurse Ratched's singing, I think, that drov eme to it
Mopie : I am sad to not be rewinding to David Cook's solo...by the way, my Tivo cuts this off ealry
Weetabix : paused with Ryan and David2
Mopie : I have a YouTube link at the ready
Weetabix : also, Cook is wearing eyeliner
Mopie : "it
"it
I now forget what I was going to type
Paula said something about destiny
Weetabix : hahahaha!
sometimes it's the things that we lose that define us, or something like that
Mopie : Simon is apologizing to David Cook, aww
Weetabix : Simon is now realizing that he was totally wrong
Mopie : and he likes them both... I do too, especially when they duet...I love how they have a British dude with an envelope to convey legitimacy
Weetabix : I like that Ryan is making it a point to show that AI is not responsible for the voting
it's true about the British accent lending legitimacy. I gave $50 to the ACLU because a British lady asked me to today
Mopie : I am nervous, even though I know who wins
Weetabix : I am not nervous because I am not that drunk, apparently
holy shit!
my TIVO CUT OUT
Mopie : my thingy cut off after "David Cook"
yes, I know
Weetabix : right as Ryan was saying THE WINNER IS>>>
seriously, if I didn't know? I'd be PISSED
you could no thave timed that better to cut off
Mopie : I know, that happened to everyone
Weetabix : oh my god, that's a tragedy... GM shouldn't have taken so much time posing...clearly....so do we have any summation comments on the season? good season? Better than last year? worst season ever?
Mopie : wait, aren't you going to watch the end? it's a really good song! you should go watch it!
I already bought it on iTunes
Weetabix : ok! watching it!
Mopie : not a "good song" because of course it's all about magic and rainbows
Weetabix : oh my god, it cut off six minutes?
Mopie : but Cook does a nice job with it
Weetabix : that's a tragedy! that happened to us two years ago too, remember? we paused the live playback and then the Tivo went to live tv and we missed the announcement
aw, Cookie is crying!
Mopie : oh yeah I know!!!!
Weetabix : that's because he really didn't think he won! especially after Simon apologized. It would have seemed like Simon knew that he lost and felt badly about pushing it over the edge.
Mopie : either that or Simon didn't want to look like an idiot proclaiming it a "knockout" for the wrong guy
Weetabix : I think that was really what happened, but from Cook's perspective, it would have seemed like remorse, not ass covering
oh the song really does have "magic rainbow" in it?
Mopie : it really does
Weetabix : you know what it's missing? purple horseshoes and green clovers
Mopie : as for the season, Cookie is definitely my favorite winner since Fantasia
I mean I like Carrie now, but I did not care for her in season four
Weetabix : he's my favorite since Kelly Clarkson, but really, that's not hard
Mopie : well, I loved Fantasia
although post-show, she has not done anything
Weetabix : she's on Broadway, isn't she?
Mopie : yes, but I mean nothing I've been interested in purchasing
Weetabix : yes, and apparently America feels much the same way
Mopie : so I guess I enjoyed the season!
although I still think I liked Daughtry! better than anyone in season six or seven
but season six, I can't rmemeber one person I liked
Weetabix : I agree. Wholeheartedly.
Mopie : so I am going to call season seven a win
Weetabix : I just remember the people I didn't like last season. Like Blake.
Agreed. apparently the odd-numbered seasons are good for me!
Mopie : don't say that... season eight is coming up!
Weetabix : If that's the rule, though, it means that we're going to have a long Weetapidol season starting in January.
jinx!
And we'll be here for Season 8!
Mopie : WOO!
Weetabix : I'd also like to thank the Weetapidolers for joining us for the last three seasons!
Mopie : yes, it's been awesome
Weetabix : And sticking with us through the eleventy million month hiatus between shows
Mopie : if anyone wants to be notified when we come back, e-mail weetapidol@gmail.com
Weetabix : I smooch every one of them. One their cute noses. And naughty bits.
Maybe that's the wine talking, but still. Naughty bits!
Mopie : I will not make that promise
Weetabix : drink more of the wines
Weetapidol out?
Mopie : oh my gosh, Weetapidol season seven.... out!
WEETAPIDOL OUT
Labels: American Idol, David Archuleta, David Cook, George Michael
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