We know how you feel, Ryan

Check out the hand gesture about fifteen seconds into this video, when Ryan is talking about Simon grabbing the microphone stand.



Sadly, "Rymon" just doesn't roll off the tongue as well as Brangelina.

And then there's this exchange, which clearly caused Melinda Doolittle a lot of internal anguish:



Oh Ryan and Simon, you crazy kids, would you just get married already? You deserve happiness too!