Friday, March 24, 2006

Haiku for Bucky

An orthodontist
Could do wonders, but you still
Can’t sing worth a shit.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Trance said...

We need a haiku for Paula, ladies. A haiku for Paula contest. Who's throwin' down?!

3:29 PM  
Blogger mo pie said...

I think you are.

3:34 PM  
Anonymous Trance said...

Okay, I'll bite.

Glassy eyes glowing
Simon, I will eat your soul.
A freaking walnut.

4:15 PM  
Anonymous lisa-marie said...

Ha! Trance, that was awesome!

7:54 PM  
Anonymous Celine said...

I would like to add a haiku for Kellie to the fold, if no one minds..

Kellie Pickler, it's
Like you get dumber each week.
Is that possible?

6:08 PM  
Blogger mo pie said...

Ha! Celine, you kill me.

6:43 AM  
Anonymous michael said...

for Randy..

Yo, Randy, 'sup, dawg?
Dawg, they will not sleep with you;
The girl contestants.

8:55 AM  
Anonymous Celine said...

Pie, sometimes I feel a little evil with my unbridled contempt for Kellie. And then I come here and instead, I feel whole! :-)

3:20 PM  

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