Haiku for Bucky
An orthodontist
Could do wonders, but you still
Can’t sing worth a shit.
Could do wonders, but you still
Can’t sing worth a shit.
The ongoing discourse of two blog literati on the phenomenon that is American Idol. (Translation: Sometimes we drink wine and do weird things.)
8 Comments:
We need a haiku for Paula, ladies. A haiku for Paula contest. Who's throwin' down?!
I think you are.
Okay, I'll bite.
Glassy eyes glowing
Simon, I will eat your soul.
A freaking walnut.
Ha! Trance, that was awesome!
I would like to add a haiku for Kellie to the fold, if no one minds..
Kellie Pickler, it's
Like you get dumber each week.
Is that possible?
Ha! Celine, you kill me.
for Randy..
Yo, Randy, 'sup, dawg?
Dawg, they will not sleep with you;
The girl contestants.
Pie, sometimes I feel a little evil with my unbridled contempt for Kellie. And then I come here and instead, I feel whole! :-)
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